god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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