i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
third nipple confirmed
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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