Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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