Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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