NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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