k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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