You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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