I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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