you guys were way drunker than both of me
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I love having hate sex.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
that is very illegal...i love you.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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