your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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