escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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