The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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