We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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