someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
