omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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