it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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