You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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