It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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