my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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