My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Randomize
