I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you