At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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