He asked to "fluff my boner.."
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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