I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
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Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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