i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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