the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You coming home soon, man?
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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