:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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