There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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