FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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