we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
its liver damage thursday
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