i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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