There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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