I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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