Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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