I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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