So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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