in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I can't turn off my feet"
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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