I love black thongs
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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