Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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