There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We left the knife in your bed.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
