Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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