Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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