Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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