How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.