we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.