Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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