your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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