she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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