I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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