Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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