that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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