what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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