you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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