i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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