I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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