let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
