he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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