You're so nebulous sometimes
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
