Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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